I'm a big Mindless Self Indulgence fan...So when I heard that they were making their way to Europe (including the UK), I was there no matter what.
Don't have the tickets just yet, but they're only £11.50, so I'll have them soon enough...Best of all, it's the last show of the tour, they'll go out with one hell of a bang.
I'm hoping that this will make up for the short Wakestock.
I do have a plan though for this show...Little Jimmy Urine gives his fans kisses for a $1...Our currency is better than that, so dollar notes are rare.
I have $8 lying around.
I'm going to pull the con on the bassist LynZ...I wonder I can get laid...Hell, it's not rape if you shout surprise first; right?
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
I Really Fucking Hate Labourers
I don't care if they do the dirty work that I sure as hell don't want to end up doing in life; but I hate them...Not dislike...Hate.
Several times already they have made my electricity trip out, causing what ever computer work I was doing at the time to be lost (and for once, this isn't me looking at porn).
The funny thing is, one of them is sat on my floor, no less than a metre away from me, and he's oblivious to both the fact that I want him to impale himself on his noisy power tools, and that I'm writing this about him and his 'co-workers'.
They make me shift my room around, and I've left myself in a corner of my room with my computer and television, I'm doing this because I don't trust them one iota. Thieving cunts.
If it wasn't for the fact that my heating will be working properly from the end of today onwards, and that I'm pleasuring myself in the thought of torturing each of them slowly; then I'd have no doubt flipped out already.
The worst thing of all, is listening to their 'conversations'.
The words that they manage to string together before throwing at each other is lower than low.
I have a 3 year old brother that comes off as Shakespeare compared to these peasants of society.
Fuckers.
Now I want to be left in peace so that I can can masturba...Get back to work.
Several times already they have made my electricity trip out, causing what ever computer work I was doing at the time to be lost (and for once, this isn't me looking at porn).
The funny thing is, one of them is sat on my floor, no less than a metre away from me, and he's oblivious to both the fact that I want him to impale himself on his noisy power tools, and that I'm writing this about him and his 'co-workers'.
They make me shift my room around, and I've left myself in a corner of my room with my computer and television, I'm doing this because I don't trust them one iota. Thieving cunts.
If it wasn't for the fact that my heating will be working properly from the end of today onwards, and that I'm pleasuring myself in the thought of torturing each of them slowly; then I'd have no doubt flipped out already.
The worst thing of all, is listening to their 'conversations'.
The words that they manage to string together before throwing at each other is lower than low.
I have a 3 year old brother that comes off as Shakespeare compared to these peasants of society.
Fuckers.
Now I want to be left in peace so that I can can masturba...Get back to work.
Sunday, August 19, 2007
PSP Custom Firmware Strikes Back
For those of you that don't know, I'm upto date in the PSP scene (that will be about 99% of my readers). And I just thought I'd spread the word of the new custom firmware update from the Russian Hackers M33.
They've just updated 3.52 M33 to version 3, so I suggest you update yourselves. [Link]
Careful though, if you're a member of PS3News...Or you've visited their site, delete all traces of Internet activity on both your PSP and PC before you download anything.
M33 have warned users that if they have anything to do with PS3News, then their update will brick your PSP.
They have done this because PS3News are notorious for stealing the work of others, it's the Russian way of saying, "A friend of theirs is an enemy of ours".
Many seem to think that this is the wrong way to go about the issue, but I'm alright with it, as long as it doesn't brick my PSP.
Here's my PSP these days: [Link]
Since this hasn't been as cruel and cold as I like my posts to be...I'll leave on this note:
What's worse than three dead babies in a bin?
One dead baby in three bins.
(...even though the thought makes me smile).
Catch you later fuckers.
They've just updated 3.52 M33 to version 3, so I suggest you update yourselves. [Link]
Careful though, if you're a member of PS3News...Or you've visited their site, delete all traces of Internet activity on both your PSP and PC before you download anything.
M33 have warned users that if they have anything to do with PS3News, then their update will brick your PSP.
They have done this because PS3News are notorious for stealing the work of others, it's the Russian way of saying, "A friend of theirs is an enemy of ours".
Many seem to think that this is the wrong way to go about the issue, but I'm alright with it, as long as it doesn't brick my PSP.
Here's my PSP these days: [Link]
Since this hasn't been as cruel and cold as I like my posts to be...I'll leave on this note:
What's worse than three dead babies in a bin?
One dead baby in three bins.
(...even though the thought makes me smile).
Catch you later fuckers.
Sunday, August 05, 2007
Minnesota Harry Potter Stunt Turns...Well Good In My Opinion
Several days ago Minnesota tried to play host to possibly the largest Harry Potter publicity stunt the world has seen.
The inspiration for the idea came from knowing about the moving staircases in Hogwarts.
Suffice to say it failed epically.
The result of the event is bellow:
I'm still laughing. Not enough deaths though.
The inspiration for the idea came from knowing about the moving staircases in Hogwarts.
Suffice to say it failed epically.
The result of the event is bellow:
I'm still laughing. Not enough deaths though.
Saturday, July 21, 2007
The Lights Are On, But Nobody's Home
Wow...Wakestock...More like Wakesuck.
It started raining.
I could handle that.
Then the mud started taking the piss.
After I got some wellies, I could handle that.
But cancelling the music...Fuck you.
That aside, it was still an amazing time while I was there, and I made TuckerMax look like a lightweight drinker.
I invented ZeroTrace drunk.
The first night there, I knew I'd enjoy myself as a few things like:
"YOU NEED A WILLY ON YOUR FACE!"
...and...
"I HOPE GLOBAL WARMING KILLS ALL THE SAILORS!"
...were shouted across the campsite.
Good stuff.
But yes, after obtaining a pair of wellies, and the rest of my friends arriving, it was party time.
I honestly can't remember a lot of it...I got home and went through my phone to see a lot of videos I can't remember taking...Some will never see the light of day.
I'm just looking forward to a refund now...A great few days for free sounds ace .
It started raining.
I could handle that.
Then the mud started taking the piss.
After I got some wellies, I could handle that.
But cancelling the music...Fuck you.
That aside, it was still an amazing time while I was there, and I made TuckerMax look like a lightweight drinker.
I invented ZeroTrace drunk.
The first night there, I knew I'd enjoy myself as a few things like:
"YOU NEED A WILLY ON YOUR FACE!"
...and...
"I HOPE GLOBAL WARMING KILLS ALL THE SAILORS!"
...were shouted across the campsite.
Good stuff.
But yes, after obtaining a pair of wellies, and the rest of my friends arriving, it was party time.
I honestly can't remember a lot of it...I got home and went through my phone to see a lot of videos I can't remember taking...Some will never see the light of day.
I'm just looking forward to a refund now...A great few days for free sounds ace .
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Dad's Back, And He's Got Work To Do
For those of you that don't have much of a clue what the Internet is used for, you can chop it up nicely.
* Porn
* Entertainment (Most argue that Entertainment and Porn should be in the same category)
Contradictory to popular belief, the Internet is far from being 'serious business', that is unless you have a E size breast cup, or a penis longer than an elephants trunk.
To my point...
Over three years ago, a person who goes by the name Sakupen was fed up with the shit on the Internet...More importantly, he thought that the entertainment wasn't there anymore.
He set himself a mission, one that will have effected you even if you don't know it.
He created the single most funny flash animation known to man.
This was Dad's Home.
It changed the way flash animation was done forever.
Three years, over two million views, and a lot of people moaning later; a sequel was born.
I give you...
Dad's At Work.
When I watched it the first few times, tears of joy ran from my eyes.
* Porn
* Entertainment (Most argue that Entertainment and Porn should be in the same category)
Contradictory to popular belief, the Internet is far from being 'serious business', that is unless you have a E size breast cup, or a penis longer than an elephants trunk.
To my point...
Over three years ago, a person who goes by the name Sakupen was fed up with the shit on the Internet...More importantly, he thought that the entertainment wasn't there anymore.
He set himself a mission, one that will have effected you even if you don't know it.
He created the single most funny flash animation known to man.
This was Dad's Home.
It changed the way flash animation was done forever.
Three years, over two million views, and a lot of people moaning later; a sequel was born.
I give you...
Dad's At Work.
When I watched it the first few times, tears of joy ran from my eyes.
Obituaries And Marriages
The following are dead:
Mad Eye Moody
Hedwig
Snape
Dobby
Lupin
Tonks
Fred
The following are married:
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley
Ron Weasley and Hermonine Granger
Bill Weasley and Fleur Delacour
Don't read the above if you don't want to read spoilers for the last Harry Potter book.
I love it when I piss little kids off.
Mad Eye Moody
Hedwig
Snape
Dobby
Lupin
Tonks
Fred
The following are married:
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley
Ron Weasley and Hermonine Granger
Bill Weasley and Fleur Delacour
Don't read the above if you don't want to read spoilers for the last Harry Potter book.
I love it when I piss little kids off.
Monday, July 16, 2007
Morning Wood The Musical
OK, so this isn't the funniest thing in the world, but I've just woken up so I think it's fucking hilarious.
As I opened my eyes this morning, I go to roll sideways, except I'm sporting a massive erection. So after getting over the fact that I've just nearly bent my dick in two, I roll over to my computer, start my music playing on random, and I Got Erection (by Turbonegro) comes on.
I couldn't make this shit up.
As I opened my eyes this morning, I go to roll sideways, except I'm sporting a massive erection. So after getting over the fact that I've just nearly bent my dick in two, I roll over to my computer, start my music playing on random, and I Got Erection (by Turbonegro) comes on.
I couldn't make this shit up.
Sunday, July 15, 2007
A New Me
I've decided to revert to the arsehole I grew up as...Somewhere I went soft.
Anyway...Being an argumentative shit on the Internet these days seems to be prosperous...I shall promise now though, to only ever speak the truth.
In other words, I need to do some exciting shit in order to have something worth typing.
It's going to be pretty slow for the first few weeks...But that's because I'll be waiting for a potential story to come along.
Hell, by this time next week, I'll have been to Wakestock...A field of teens drinking and listening to loud music for a weekend...If I don't get anything from that, I may aswell pack up my shit and leave the Internet for good.
...but on the other hand, I'm an obnoxious cunt sober...Let's see how a few thousand people handle me drunk.
I'll be sporting the traits of a perfect gentleman.
I'll be at least, but not limited to, the following:
* a racist.
* a womaniser.
* a pretentious arsehole (my personal favourite).
* a drunken fool who has a lack of respect for anything that contradicts with my opinion.
Hell if all goes well, I'll be called a Maddox/TuckerMax clone in no time!
Anyway...Being an argumentative shit on the Internet these days seems to be prosperous...I shall promise now though, to only ever speak the truth.
In other words, I need to do some exciting shit in order to have something worth typing.
It's going to be pretty slow for the first few weeks...But that's because I'll be waiting for a potential story to come along.
Hell, by this time next week, I'll have been to Wakestock...A field of teens drinking and listening to loud music for a weekend...If I don't get anything from that, I may aswell pack up my shit and leave the Internet for good.
...but on the other hand, I'm an obnoxious cunt sober...Let's see how a few thousand people handle me drunk.
I'll be sporting the traits of a perfect gentleman.
I'll be at least, but not limited to, the following:
* a racist.
* a womaniser.
* a pretentious arsehole (my personal favourite).
* a drunken fool who has a lack of respect for anything that contradicts with my opinion.
Hell if all goes well, I'll be called a Maddox/TuckerMax clone in no time!
Saturday, February 18, 2006
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