Thursday, January 10, 2008

Good Things Come...

...To those that buy shit games.

I'm quite pissed off right now.

I've just been browsing the US Playstation Store and I see some DLC (downloadable content) that really grabs my attention.

"Downloadable Bugatti Veyron"

The catch you ask?

It's for Need For Speed Pro Street.

I love racing games, but NFS doesn't cut it. They had a solid model with Carbon (it wasn't perfect, but it wasn't bad), and they just threw it out the window and fucked it with a dry 16" dildo.

Tears were shed.

Let me put it this way...

There is a mode (basically 'easy') in which you can play the game, and it will steer for you. That's not a trademarked over-exaggeration, but cold hard fact.

I only played the demo, but in which I set this mode on, held down accelerate, and won the race...The only human adjustment was that I slowed down for some corners.


I want the game to be good now just for the sake of driving the Bugatti Veyron.

EA, I'd like you to suck my balls.

E, you can deep throat me, careful on the teeth though.

A, you can focus on making sure my balls don't feel left out.

...The C&C 3 expansion pack better make up for this.

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

I'm Doing This For Yoyobek

Yep, Yoyo tied me down and showed me a verity of whips and chains and is now forcing me to blog.

Well I'm not going to argue, after all, I did plan to blog on Christmas day (I blame alcohol).

Anyway, she's right in saying I have something to blog about today, because I do!

I had a lovely dinner today, I went to KFC and had a huge meal, it was damn tasty to boot. On the way back in the car we had a conversation.

It went like this:

Me: "Jay, isn't this where we lost it going 50mph?"

Jay: "Yeah it is; slow down Haz, you'll loose it."

Haz: *Foot down, hits 60mph, turns into roundabout, looses back end...*

Everyone: "Ah shit..."

Yeah...Basically we hit the curb sideways at 60mph and the backend flew up for a few feet, then when we touched down, we skidded sideways for about 17feet.

Video of the car afterward (the car was in worse state than it looked):

I'm glad to be alive. I had my friend Dave repeatedly point out how things could've been worse, and all the possibly ways we could've died. Bastard.

Well I'll have to cut it short, Yoyo is getting bored already...